Monday, November 2, 2009

Oh! Not That Again

Ear can i ask a question?

When does it happen that very first thought
When your still inside all warm and squigjey 
As you slide out to the gasps of a woman or bloke
tasting the air as it runs down your sweet throat

Is it the kiss that given so softly 
or those hands that embrace you
or the soothing voices that you've heard for so long 
as chatter 
as natter  
but more often as song.

Maybe its when your as two in the bath
No it couldn't be that as your having a laugh

Well then,is it the time when you see love in their eyes 
and you think; is this feeling 
the one, That makes you fly.
Could it be, when holding a n others soft hand 
and the view all a round becomes a tingle that fans.

Or  was it when playing at the park with me mates
that my heart zapped me brain and opened the gate
Was it when walking along that warm snuggly soft shore that the opposite sex 
became Oh so much more than a boring, Shut up. 
Change this subject right now.
To a Cor  whats this thought and your lips sinc a Wow.

Was it the redness that shot over me face 
when a secret admirers smile and the shrug of their shoulders 
made me think its alright cus they want you, to be bolder.
Maybe when i walked in the corner store and saw that mind boggling image of "Here i am!" 
follow me down the isle 
Shame they are on the front of that mag
I needed more money, with it i was so sad.
Was it at school 
Was it by the pool
At the bus stop
In the pub
Down the chippy buyin grub.

It's happening quite alot these days 
As I'm thinking up a few different ways
to get me self into the market place
As I don't really want to be last in this big human race.

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Doing it sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex  
fluffing it sex sex sex sex sex sex sex 
fulfilling it sex sex sex sex sex sex
waiting a bit sex sex sex sex sex   
not like them over there........ sexing it!

Avert your eyes slowly
don't stand ridged un stare sex sex sex sex sex

Will you be wanted or will you really want them sex sex sex 
and will you once started do it again and again sex sex

Bonking, touching, kissing and stuff sex sex 
But most important of all 
will it be love.... copulation for de creation of sex sex sex 

Will it last more than 13 days owwowwowwo sex sex  
 will you have the Give away gaze of sex sex sex 

I've heard other parents saying
Making babies OH No! 
Have sexual intercoarse blow that! 
whatever its called now, searching  for the Gasp!
Enjoy all the screams! 
Experiment with good vibrations! or double thick cream!.

Just not babies No not Babbies  
Your to young for all, of that stuff.
And I've also heard, the parental natter chatter going like this ....
Fek you cus i don't give a toss
as long as, one of U pair has a job
Oh yeah & the one that went
"Of coarse luv we'll stand by your side" saying; Think on this as, just part of the ride.
Or its a well known silly old fact 
that one of you buggers 
will end on ya back from a birthin or chasing 
next doors fluffy white cat.

Just promise to wait a while longer , you know 
before wanting to share the warm tummy glow.
Swear U wont tink it now, make us a pact, no talk off wee babees 
when your tucked in the sack.
Enjoy.. bonking sex.. thrusting sex.. shivery sex 
with a person you know; err respect  yes respect  
who has the same feelings..thoughts un ideas 
the ones that we've come to 
after all of these years.

Then there is 

Stepping away from parental responsibilities to a lighter note.
Let us dwell on those weird STDs 
these are those things that should make your bits freeze
Some can be gone in a matter of weeks 
but nowdays they lasts for well ever and ever 
these ikkle wee bugs ave become....... ever so clever.

And me mate said..

Tis said by idealists they send out a recon crew to your grey matter below & upstairs
placing goose bumbs, hot flushes and a desire for the flow
Only good peeps think hard and fight firmly with No!

This battle should last quite awhile 13 minuetes, days, weeks, months amounting to twelve. 
Just to be sure of their commitment before you dig fumble & delve in sex sex sex sex SEX!

Pardon, say it again, Yes i was lost, in the image of sexing stuff.

Hope is eternal 
we all want someone to love 
we just get confused by the meaning of it all, especially when we are not, old enough 
to vote, get pissed or earn a descent wage to get by on.

Mateing, chasing, its gonna happen some fine day 
and every time after
it'll be a wonderful awakening 
they'll be skipping 
grown laughter,
eyebrows dancing all by themselves and of coarse you'll now shop
on the exclusive Westfarmers shelves.

And i Hope That doesn't stops you from thinking bout weeping sores and stuff 
as the ickkle bugs believe
your locked on target all ahead full 
no time for reason 
no time for doubt 
you just wanna experience the groans & the shouts
& of coarse... the exstacey sweats all ya friends talk about.
Your cup runneth over.

The smell of fine wine a feast of the flesh, all have sweet moments 
as you'll learn
as you'll guess.

So when does it happen that very first thought
in the womb in their gaze 
in their touch in their smell
Really few know it dear 
As they're caught by its yell

My answer my darling........ No you won't go to Hell

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