scrutiner of splodge

MODERN VERSE

2011-03-08T19:55:00.000-08:00

What the fuck do eye no
lying in socks
portraying
a rather lay za fair
attitude
2 colour
co
or
din
nation

I mean
wat the fuk
do i no

not a lot
toil
the bells

from
the tower
of
bab
e
lon
diligently erected
within our industrious zone

teased
from twixt heart & soul

but hey wat
do
i
know

that its the a pit toe me
of fat
victorian values
conceived at the
time of asking
nourished
by making for shore
2 make
sure the
beast
dont loose a nail
from its shoe

like eye say
what the
fuck do
i know

do i know of the
100 acre wud
apparently
a nitemare of a plaice

ware
toy stories

r given
credence in
clearwater revivals

where auden
asks us to

watch every or anyday
his
nonchalant pauses

do i know when & why
john crowe ransom    dont the name say it all
advises us to ask

batmans
side kick 2 bring on the girls

do i fucking know where t s elliots sweeny todd spreads his knees
while
the aroma of
nightingales
stain wisterias

hung heavy with his lifes new want seas

or

table clothes
absorbing

wat de fuck

every morn noon & night
the drip plonk moments of master kay shone
e jack
queue lay ted
from busy teeth over full with grapes oranges
and
spanish flies

nowt is wat eyes meant to know

can i find
can i fucking find

where yeats plays
as poets do

on the
hiss
stair
rick
cal
verse
of
whim
men
frustrated by their acceptance
of the jesters departure

4 fuks sake

these skirts r surely sickened
by fiddles
looking to their everest
for the next
one off
the hill

may bee
they wont be gay
they say
may bee they'll be
a
long legged
serving bod
with an instru
ment whose tragedy    wat the fek
whose
halfway house is

just that

whose attachments to a sound is
ancient
melodious
embodied with the
aband
don
ment
of an
advancing
avalanche

4 fuks sake

popping its cherry at the perfect score
along
lanes &
alleys all
lite up
4 the fucking arrival
of
the
next
fucking
caravan

wud aint u know
wad der u no

what the fuck do we know

bowt as much
as our
bloodied
bodies
want
to show

thats what i fucking know

how bowt U

my music

2011-02-28T20:01:00.000-08:00

food eaten to quickly like a Big Mac and chips scoffed in 30secs as it may get pinched by the seagulls outside waiting .
eaten to quickly to be food.
waiting outside of my mouth wanting to be tasted and swallowed.
30secs may maketh a ham man.
then there is music.
and then there is silence and i hear sweat soak into me again and i am re vitalised and seen

But we all want a can don't we

2010-06-15T22:39:00.000-07:00

History/repeating/3rd of June 1979 /Can tin/Can it/Can in/Canteen/Can not/Can ton/Can you/Can/ we/Can they/Can I/Can /all of /them tell us /Oh/why Oh/why./Oh /twas done/before you/did/ not know"Ixtoc 1" same spot,/repeat ed stories/like oil/do flow /from /out the /belly of organ/
donors /yet more it /wants/and more it /gets/I wonder/if /or /maybe /will/we need to have/
another /spill./As 3rd/time lucky/some /do /say/But /whats/the cost /our kids/will pay.
"now your thinking just to far ahead"
Be here and Now?????????????????? LoL

Food is Food

2010-01-07T10:48:00.000-08:00

Sitting pondering the Q &
watching pigeons imitate their hero
Woody Woodpecker
A furry appears to be yawning a lot
Thats part of the crafty
plan as it will be asleep
after its full of
yesterdays scraps

SEE ME

2010-01-05T08:18:00.000-08:00

Hello?
But there was silence
Hello??
silence again

"I'VE GOT A BOMB!!!"

Reaction stimbles & stumbles

Hello?

silence.........................
Can
you hear me now?

Silence submits to stealth
&
sweeps her of her feet.

Hello! is said.
Tell us
what was
that
all about then?

Oh! Hello
i'm not invisible then?

No.
Not anyMore.
El low
we're gunna listen and help you now, Ok?
O K heres my story.
Hello
my names "whatever you'd like it to be", whats yours?

2 B

2009-12-29T10:10:00.000-08:00

Hello little bird

lifes like a jigsaw

Hello political animal

who thinks
the answers
up your sleeves

Hello little bird

don't listen to the spin docters voice

Their payments well over due

&

To the animal within our minds , hearts & toes

(cus these little digits R important to the general balance)

Why do we need to read the same stuff

over
and
over
and
over
As
our species can send a body to play golf upon the cheesey surface of the moon.

How ever

4 some reason known only to Rupert Murdoch
&
the
intel
lie
gent
mil
lion
haires

who provide us mere mortals with our daily bread
and
yes i would like to have lots of wedge
so
i can step off the treadmill
of paying the taxes on the wills i accommodate nay accumulate
ever week i die.

Pause for thought

Will the peep who reads this in say 1000000000000 years time
and as of yet no one has ,but full of hope, i am only looking 4 one sane loony.

Will the peep tink; what a load of reasonable waffle
This bod has a point
or
Will this get to
                                a point worth reading
                                                                               Will it be enlightening
                                                                                                                              or just more crap

Beauty
is in the eye of the beholder

Madness
lies behind an open door closing backwards

Words
are the form that judges pronounce titles in

Music
creates memories

And last but not least
who the fuck
came up with NO!

isn't Yes! enough to be going on with.

Just maybe........ when some UG-UG
was trying, very hard to be different from the clan
making the pitch for; Hello I'm ere.

They, he or she.... miss-took the shaking of the head in a sideways fashion
as the opposite of the up and down
that was kinda known as conformation of an agreement between said parties.

In fact the side to side motion was in fact an attempt to be rid of a pesky fly that was trying to get some good solid wax for the creation of a homely warm water tight nesting arrangement for......

(apparently one should not repeat ones words ie "for" to often as it shows
a certain uneducated kinda upbringing, fuck dat!
i say, cus dis is from me soul wo/man to be politically correct so there posh twit Na Na Na)

back to the creation story

the young it was about to evict from its nether regions.

Sow a neddle pulling the thread out and into the light came up with the opposite of the said Nod
in agreement!

Thus summut else had to be and sum one came up with No!

Moral of this story is, blame the little things that are just trying to get by rather than ourselves as its easier and a good excuse for coming up with pesticides.

Also sounds alot better or more comforting than proclaiming; some tithhead human animal decided....
They,he or she wanted to have us little folk by the genitals.

Guess what i say we should say to those that imply they have our nether regions in their control.......

Yes, you may believe that
and
Yes, they are my nether regions
and
Yes i think you can Sod the Fek off.

Sounds alot better than No, don't u think.

Yes is good
yes is three
yes i'll turn
my back on thee

Yes is fine
yes is now
yes is a smile
and a wow

Yes is rich
yes is nice
yes is yes
so say it thrice.

wasteing my time

Yes
and its fun Na Na Na NAA NA
is any one
nodding.

I'd like to be gone when it happens

2009-12-09T11:37:00.000-08:00

At a sunrise that will never be seen
Lizards examined the air

&

Count tear drops
within
Dawns pink sheets
until they evaporate

&

Birds evenings songs
become complete

Spitting a kiss
That rides days breath.

It's declared

So they start anew

taste truth
&
It has survived the night

No bars
No windows dressed
No broken
silent hisses

The mid of this day

Heats the skin

Makes them sway & rock
no need for rubber sticky sock

Quite simple see

The Heat
The ride
A world at ease within its self

&

Self Doubt cuddled up to Listen to me,
sleeping
High on a shelf covered in dust
Waiting for evolution to arrive.....

Will that, be a beautiful dawn?.

Confidence

2009-12-07T18:38:00.000-08:00

The first kiss
of your youth
in the 21st Century

You know what
to do

Just when
to do it
is the problem

Bullshit!
Just snoggggggggG
Her!

do it
Like in the films

then he recalls mums cautious words.

Don't bash
your teeth
The HBF has run out.

Remember

2009-12-07T18:15:00.000-08:00

He sat on the bottom step

considered his options

like a learned man

& then quenched his Thirst

Laughter followed by tears

replaced what he'd drunk

A 10,000 amp fence,

that was invisible to his eyes.

Shocked

those not focused.

He laughed

and

Flicked the lice to another housing estate.

Not wanting to evict their cousins they made new friends and crawled back.

No place like home,eh!

Chuckling he rubbed his knee

where cloth once kept it warm.

An Inquiring innocent remarked on his Toenails;

"They're like boomerangs Mum"

She wondered if he'd remember

Sunset Kisses over looking Eagle Bay

"Yes darling

But they, won't come back"

He laughed at the pavement

and drank his fill of Tears

THE 1 PERSON in the ROOM

2009-11-27T10:52:00.000-08:00

Do i know you, your demeanor is familiar.

That expression, peeping out your eyes is playfull.

Someone has woken up between my ears
calling a name thats, again known yet some how forgotten.

Its on the tip of my......
you'd stand quietly in my bedroom
we'd do something?
when i was a young man, boy
as a child
you were the eyes that watched me cry
when my nappy was full.

Whats your name?

I've got it!
Then, you did not have one.

But were always there.
You spoke softly, kindness captured in every breath
then released to float down through and out those pictures
only you could set free.

I know who you are
the other me.

Oh! Not That Again

2009-11-02T04:01:00.000-08:00

Ear can i ask a question?

When does it happen that very first thought
When your still inside all warm and squigjey
As you slide out to the gasps of a woman or bloke
tasting the air as it runs down your sweet throat

Is it the kiss that given so softly
or those hands that embrace you
or the soothing voices that you've heard for so long
as chatter
as natter
but more often as song.

Maybe its when your as two in the bath
No it couldn't be that as your having a laugh

Well then,is it the time when you see love in their eyes
and you think; is this feeling
the one, That makes you fly.
Could it be, when holding a n others soft hand
and the view all a round becomes a tingle that fans.

Or was it when playing at the park with me mates
that my heart zapped me brain and opened the gate
Was it when walking along that warm snuggly soft shore that the opposite sex
became Oh so much more than a boring, Shut up.
Change this subject right now.
To a Cor whats this thought and your lips sinc a Wow.

Was it the redness that shot over me face
when a secret admirers smile and the shrug of their shoulders
made me think its alright cus they want you, to be bolder.
Maybe when i walked in the corner store and saw that mind boggling image of "Here i am!"
follow me down the isle
Shame they are on the front of that mag
I needed more money, with it i was so sad.
Was it at school
Was it by the pool
At the bus stop
In the pub
Down the chippy buyin grub.

It's happening quite alot these days
As I'm thinking up a few different ways
to get me self into the market place
As I don't really want to be last in this big human race.

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Doing it sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
fluffing it sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
fulfilling it sex sex sex sex sex sex
waiting a bit sex sex sex sex sex
not like them over there........ sexing it!

Avert your eyes slowly
don't stand ridged un stare sex sex sex sex sex

Will you be wanted or will you really want them sex sex sex
and will you once started do it again and again sex sex

Bonking, touching, kissing and stuff sex sex
But most important of all
will it be love.... copulation for de creation of sex sex sex

Will it last more than 13 days owwowwowwo sex sex
will you have the Give away gaze of sex sex sex

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
I've heard other parents saying
Making babies OH No!
Have sexual intercoarse blow that!
whatever its called now, searching for the Gasp!
Enjoy all the screams!
Experiment with good vibrations! or double thick cream!.

Just not babies No not Babbies
Your to young for all, of that stuff.
And I've also heard, the parental natter chatter going like this ....
Fek you cus i don't give a toss
as long as, one of U pair has a job
Oh yeah & the one that went
"Of coarse luv we'll stand by your side" saying; Think on this as, just part of the ride.

Or its a well known silly old fact
that one of you buggers
will end on ya back from a birthin or chasing
next doors fluffy white cat.

Just promise to wait a while longer , you know
before wanting to share the warm tummy glow.
Swear U wont tink it now, make us a pact, no talk off wee babees
when your tucked in the sack.
Enjoy.. bonking sex.. thrusting sex.. shivery sex
with a person you know; err respect yes respect
who has the same feelings..thoughts un ideas
the ones that we've come to
after all of these years.

Then there is

Stepping away from parental responsibilities to a lighter note.
Let us dwell on those weird STDs
these are those things that should make your bits freeze
Some can be gone in a matter of weeks
but nowdays they lasts for well ever and ever
these ikkle wee bugs ave become....... ever so clever.

And me mate said..

Tis said by idealists they send out a recon crew to your grey matter below & upstairs
placing goose bumbs, hot flushes and a desire for the flow
Only good peeps think hard and fight firmly with No!

This battle should last quite awhile 13 minuetes, days, weeks, months amounting to twelve.
Just to be sure of their commitment before you dig fumble & delve in sex sex sex sex SEX!

Pardon, say it again, Yes i was lost, in the image of sexing stuff.

Hope is eternal
we all want someone to love
we just get confused by the meaning of it all, especially when we are not, old enough
to vote, get pissed or earn a descent wage to get by on.

Mateing, chasing, its gonna happen some fine day
and every time after
it'll be a wonderful awakening
they'll be skipping
grown laughter,
eyebrows dancing all by themselves and of coarse you'll now shop
on the exclusive Westfarmers shelves.

And i Hope That doesn't stops you from thinking bout weeping sores and stuff
as the ickkle bugs believe
your locked on target all ahead full
no time for reason
no time for doubt
you just wanna experience the groans & the shouts
& of coarse... the exstacey sweats all ya friends talk about.


Your cup runneth over.

The smell of fine wine a feast of the flesh, all have sweet moments
as you'll learn
as you'll guess.

So when does it happen that very first thought
in the womb in their gaze
in their touch in their smell
Really few know it dear
As they're caught by its yell

My answer my darling........ No you won't go to Hell

whats it all about alfie

2009-10-20T07:23:00.000-07:00

get away from the edge
get away from my veg
get away U R Knot a person of good
get away from me fud
get away go out side
get away go & hide
get away U smell so bad
get away you are sad
get away me eads whizzy
get away i lost me fizzy
get away go on get lost
get away go un doss
get away & take your socks
get away & take those jocks
~~get~~ away leave me frock
get away walk don't stop
get away i'm watching clock
get away gone on, &.. don't turn around
justget away just hear my sound

Does anyone out there Have a Spare Million or Two

2009-10-20T06:55:00.000-07:00

For the purpose of this ditto we will say you have 1,000,000
If By chance its in the Bank then take it out and divide it by the number of needy peeps you see on the streets in the coarse of your day.
eg If you see 5 then the number you come to is 200,000
      If you see 15 then its 66,666.66
     If you see 39 its 25,641.02
     Should your eyes be open now to this experiment and you can perceive seeing 59601 in the coarse of your day (may be you watch loads of Help The World CDs) the number will be 16.77

Now maybe to some thats More like IT!

Maybe to some they're thinking of the difficulties in sending 59601 envelopes
Maybe its better to give to a few cus its not so hard to make sure they get it?
Maybe you r uncomfortable with the similarities to the Number of the Beast......who knows??
Or maybe you've walked the streets and seen no needy,suffering,pennylesspeeps carrying assorted cardboard boxes like their lives depended on them.
Maybe your Blind & can't see them if so may eye suggest that you ask the person whos read this to your goodself to be your eyes.
Or if your computers read this to you ask it to phone a friend or ask your partner to be yours eyes on the street.

However if by chance you have come to the conclusion that this is a load of Old "Yawn Yawn" Left Wing
Trotskiiiii shite Tosh & you just can't give away money to any old or young Tom, Dick, Hazel or Carol
and you do have a spare 1 or 2 Mil sitting in an account just making peanuts (now here is a get out of jail card if ever i've typed one, for those, who are still thinking " this one refers to it as peanuts!!!" you've read this far so U might as well go the distance.... Double Dare U!) I have this to type to U U & U...

Build something you can then Own & give what U consider to these Poor Dogs a rent free home.
Teach them to be independent Human beings ? & don't forget cus this idea may have you thinkig of Loads of Rent steadeeeeerly increaseing to a tidy sum. Allow them to not be Holden to U from the off . that might get you in to the place upstairs me thinks.
Give them a chance let these good folk dance yes let them whoop & sing & PRANCE.
But most of all let them be
apart
of that called Humanity.....big word eh and slightly abused?
But Ow that word again, if U think Ow that word too! that i'm stark raving nuts try to fit yourself & 2 million bucks (small denomination only and not in cequence ) into a coffin to take U away.
Cus I see your friends going ERR? Hey! Fucking HEY!!!.... I'll carry the coffin he was my best friend.
We went through thick & thin "I" should be there at the end.

The Day to Day is not Tomorrow

2009-10-19T00:55:00.000-07:00

Hello World Hello You
Whats on your shoulder and why are you Blue
Could it be something you've had for tea
Or is it the fact you've been waiting for me

I know.. i'm a tad late, 4 years have passed by
But if i told you the truth
we'd just sit down and squeal
Cus its such good thing a wonderment real
Ok Ok Ok i'll tell you
as you are me best friend
it might take awhile
so stay to the end Ok Ok Ok.

Have you walked or strode or glided down a way and seen a few smiles
un thought was that for me or the person behind.
In those moments of doubt which invade the brain when its doodalling along
Why do we allow it so much credit? You know... Doubt.....?
Is it because
Its to Hard and you Might trip up on these pavers, concrete or tarmac
that need relaying or some thing, at the very least, attending to.
( you may have realised that this is an example of going off track)
That your manageing to observe(the trippy up stuff) out the corner of
ones eyeballs.
OR
Do you smile back, maybe nod and proceed with a Big Happy Thought.

Just wondering, cus the day 2day is not 2morrow